Ary: Eowyn... I- I have to tell you something.
Eowyn: *soft confidential voice* Don't worry, you can tell me anything.
Ary: Well, you see, I have something in Rivendell...
Eowyn: Yes?
Ary: *starts bawling* WAAAH I FORGOT MY PURPLE SQUEAKY BATH TOY AND I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT IT BECAUSE THE BATHTUB MONSTERS WILL COME AND EAT MY PINKY TOES!!!!
and that, folks, is the real story behind the dirt.
Or-
*in slow mo*
Eowyn: *bitch slaps aragorn across his face* What do you mean my lollipop was "misplaced"? How could you DO this to me??? I thought I could trust you, I thought you were different. But then you go and "misplace" it while I'm in the moonbounce, thats IT we're OVER!!! *storms off muttering under breath* Men...