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Dont worry Amariden, as soon as you get your braces out your teeth go all to Hell anyway. I think its as a result of a joke played by a truly cruel God.
Eowyn: "You...you're not Aragorn at all! That's a mask!
*Eowyn rips and tugs at Gorn's face*
Aragorn: *thinks to himself* Ah! Quite a tiger there....No! Don't think those thoughts!
*Arwen intercepts Aragorn's thoughts (Hey, it happened in the movies!)*
Arwen: "Get that face out of those hands or I'll flog you with the rolling pin when you get home. You hear me?"
Aragorn: "Hmmm. It appears I'm in the age-old predicament of being between the possessed, manic depressive mistress and the psychotic, paranoid fiancee. What to do, what to do....."
Eowyn: "Just as I suspected! You are Polihrinos Polonious Papadopoulos, the evil King of Persia! Where's my sword? I shall gut you like a common hog!"
*Aragorn runs for door while screaming in a ridiculously high-pitched voice*
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