Eowyn: There's something different about you, Aragorn. New accumulation of dirt?
Aragorn: Nope.
Eowyn: Er....you polished that ring you always wear?
Aragorn: I did that last week.
Eowyn: You're...Oh Eru! You're finally going to dye your hair copper?! *squeals* And then it will be FLUFFY and SOFT!!!!
Aragorn: I'm afraid not, although I may consider doing so.
Eowyn: Well?! What is it?
Aragorn: Haven't you noticed that my braces are as of now GONE?
Eowyn: *peers at him closely* OH! IT'S SO, BLINDINGLY SHINY!!!!! *faints in joy*
This is in commemeration of having my own braces removed! Oh wait, now I have a mainstream smile! AGH! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! It burns us it does!!!!!