Eowyn: What have you done to your face?!
Aragorn: I though pink suited me...
Eowyn: yes, but not all over! The eyes; I said stick to the eyes!
Aragorn: so... you don't like the sparkles?
Eowyn: they were meant for your nails...
Aragorn: ohhh... so that's why the rash appeared. I just thought I was allergic to the cleanser.
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Eowyn *thinking*: the face, the face.... I can't find the face... *panic*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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