Here in Vegas there is a restaraunt-bar named Bilbo's. No lie. They brew thier beer on-site, which is weird. I can't drink, being underage, but my dad says it's good. I do know that the potatoes are excellent.
Fake ones:
Shadowfax facsimile Co.
Galadriel High Definition T.V.'s
Turin Depression Medicine ("For when it just seems like the Dark Lord has cursed your family.")
Boromir Mortuaries ("We send your loved ones down a river in style.")
Denethor Cremitoriums
Tar-Miriel Divorce Agency
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I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters!
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Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.
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