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Old 04-14-2004, 05:51 PM   #33
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I hate to post twice in a row, but at least 'tis not thrice. 'Tis merely that Ungoliant's Dancing Spawn hath inspired me so...

Why didst thou chicken cross the road?

Theoden: Because he would not bring further death to his people.

Eowyn: He had no warning. He was unarmed. And now the wildmen are moving through the the Tyson Farms, burning as they go. Rick, cot, and chicken house...

Theoden(again): His leechcraft would have had me bobbing my head like a chicken!

(I'm from one of the US chicken capitals, so...yeah.)
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