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Old 04-14-2004, 05:42 PM   #32
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Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a chicken.

Legolas: What about side by side with a pigeon?

Gimli: Yeah, they don't taste as good. I could do that.

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Witch King: Fool! Do not come between the Nazgul and his chicken! Roost now!

~~~

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Faramir: NAZGUL!!!

Exactly.

I've been trying to think of another old saw for you, Master Mark, but nothing's come yet.
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