Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a chicken.
Legolas: What about side by side with a pigeon?
Gimli: Yeah, they don't taste as good. I could do that.
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Witch King: Fool! Do not come between the Nazgul and his chicken! Roost now!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Faramir: NAZGUL!!!
Exactly.
I've been trying to think of another old saw for you, Master Mark, but nothing's come yet.
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"YOU!"
"Indeed."
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