[Saraphim]

Sometimes, I just want to throw people off of cliffs.

And then I realize that the nearest one is miles away.

But I get so peeved at people who watch the movies and suddenly know everything. And even when they don't know something and I tell them why such and such happened, they say: "Oh, Yeah, I knew that. It's completly obvious."

Grrrrr.

"Wait. Legolas isn't a playboy who slides down giant elephant trunks and ancient staircases on shields in the book? Well then it must be wrong. What kind of moron wrote that?"

Grrrrr.

"Yes I'm a Lord of the Rings nerd! I know everything about it. But I only didn't get the end. Why did Frodo leave and where did he go?"

Grrrrr.

I've actually heard that last one. Sad.