I'm a hobbit, most days.
But here's a story: I usually dress very casually for church (torn jeans? plus hobbit-shirt & jacket) , and that was OK with my pastor until I started leading worship. Then he bugged me to tidy up a bit. So I wore my very best elven-dress to Sunday morning service.
I was up at the microphone just before the service when he said: "You look nice."
I said: "I'm an elf."
Dead silence. So I started the service.
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...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.
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