Middle Earth Fast Food
Orcs eat at McSaurons(McDonalds), dwarves at Mountain King(Burger king), Elves at L.B.L(Lothlorien baked Lembas) and Hobbits at Bilbo's(Nandos)
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Elf archers are said to fire without warning,they say the first arrow is the warning.
"I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot, we have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"
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