ruined holiday
I was on holiday in Numenor and the king suddenly emptied the island and sailed off to valinor. I went for a look around and found Sauron laughing his head off in the throne room and i decided that i diddn't like him, so I shot him. he promptly fled to Middle Earth and tried to follow him, but the Island exploded and I went flying so far that I hit a tombstone in the Barrowdowns and died in the prossess
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Elf archers are said to fire without warning,they say the first arrow is the warning.
"I must apologise for Wimp Lo, he is an idiot, we have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke"
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