Well, according to Perky Ent's diagnosis key, I have bad cases of Bookiosis and Quiz Roomitis (This one is very, very,
very bad) and a growing case of Quotaphobia (Maybe the name should be changed; that sounds like I'm afraid of Quotes
) Maybe I should try RPGing - the other cures for Bookiosis aren't working, and you mean there is
no cure for Quiz Roomitis?
Oh dear, I really am in trouble then, aren't I.