Gah! Tolkien must have had a lot of posthumous excercise by now after all the times he's rolled over in his grave. But I always call Hugo Weaving Agent Elrond. I can't watch the Matrix without quoting LotR.
"Gah. Stupid Hobbits, stupid mortals trying to marry my daughter. I should have taken the blue pill."
I cannot bring myself to call Liv Tyler Arwen, so I refer to the supposed "elf princess" as the Spawn of Arrowsmith.
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