[Maeggaladiel]

You cried "Noro Lim, Hidalgo, Noro Lim!" when you saw the final race at the end of HIDALGO.

You're not afraid of the monster under the bed... It's the balrog in the closet that you're worried about!

You know that:
CROWS= BAD
RAVENS= GOOD

You've ever tried to look up the Gray Havens on a map.

You've ever tried to make Lembas or Cram.

You get angry when someone pronounces "Gandalf" as "GAN-doff."

You cry whenever you see Haldir die.

You've seen Haldir die about six thousand times, and it STILL brings tears to your eyes.

You yell at the screen, telling Aragorn to duck, etc.

You've been kicked out of the theatre more than seven times for the aforementioned yelling and crying.

The theatre has a restraining order put on you for repeated disturbances.

When the LOTR cardboard cuttouts dissapear from the video store window, everyone knows where to look for them.


Hmm. I had a whole bunch... but my brain is dead today. Can't remember any more of them. I probably have finals week to blame. CURSE YOU, FINALS WEEK! CURRRRSE YOOOOOOU!

Maeggaladiel!
Real women slay witch kings.
CUUUURRRRRSSSEEE YOOOOOOOU FINAAAAALLLLS WEEEEEEEK!