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Treebeard talks about the entmoot
(This fits in somewhat in the middle of Oddwen's piece. Its Treebeard talking about the entmoot.)
Treebeard: The Ents have not troubled with the wars of men in ages... we prefir to fight Sith. Have any of you hobbits ever wondered what happened to the Sith?
Merry: What's a Sith?
Pippin: Where are we goin'?
Merry: I'm hungry.
Pippin: I have to go to the bathroom.
Treebeard: You should've done that before we left.
Merry: Can I have a lightsaber?
PJ: Can I get another camera?
Enya: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Here, have a handheld.
PJ: I already have one, and I'm filming at the moment.
Enya: Sorry.
Treebeard: Shut up.
Merry: *gasp* That was... dare I say it.. HASTY!!!!
Treebeard: That's just our motto. You know, fish are friends, not food!
Pippin: Awwww.
Treebeard: Wait, that's not it.
Pippin: So where are we going?
Howard: WWAAAIIIITTT!!!!!! I NEED TO INSERT SOME DARK FORBODING THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!
Treebeard: I need to step on you.
(Behind the scenes...)
Darth Vader: I am your father, Peter Jackson.
PJ: This is the Lord of the Rings, you know.
Glorfindel: I WANTED TO HAVE A PART IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!
Tom Bombadil: MMMEEEE TOOOO!!!!!!!
PJ: Umm... *help*
Agent Smith: You know that Enya hurt my ears?
Enja: YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!
Agent Smith: Akk... I'm going deaf...
PJ: Shut up, I'm trying to film.
(End behind scene.)
Treebeard: Something is going to happen that has not happened in a long age.
Merry: What's that?
Treebeard: The ents will destroy the Sith.
Pippin: I still have to go to the bathroom.
Merry: What Sith?
Treebeard: I'm not telling. Welcome to the entmoot, Mr. Brandybuck.
Merry: Ug.
How was that? I'm glad you think I'm weird.
-Eowyn Skywalker
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