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Okay, I was to lazy to read all of these, so if these have already been done, I beg pardon, and ask for forgivness... Wait, I haave a lightsaber... I don't have to do that.
Well, anyways...
Star Wars (Yes, I know that Star Wars and the Matrix are way overdone, but still...)
Rivendell:
Elrond: The Force is strong with you, young Baggins.
Frodo: Coooooooool.
Elrond: He is the chosen one.
Gandalf: Must you defy the counsel again, Master?
Bree:
Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: No.
Aragorn: You will be.
Orthanc:
Saruman: You must join with me, Gandalf the Gray, and together, we shall defeat the Sith.
Gandalf: What Sith?
Saruman: Haven't you watched the Attack of the Clones?
Lothlorien
Galadriel: The Dark Side has clouded my vision of the Mirror, I can no longer see the future clearly.
Helms Deep
Aragorn: That's no orc army, it's a battle station!
Theoden: What's a battle station?
Caradhras
Legolas: A fell voice is on the air!
Aragorn: That's no voice, it's a battle station!
Ithilien
Smeagol: Go away, and never come back!
Gollum: Frodo never told you what happened to your father, did he?
Smeagol: He told me enough. He told me that you killed him.
Gollum: No, Smeagol. That's not true. You see, I am your father.
Smeagol: Nooooo... wait... you're me, that's impossible.
Gollum: No. Not impossible. Inevitable.
The Matrix
Moria:
Balrog: Are you surprised to see me, Mr. Lathspell?
Gandalf: No.
Balrog: Then you know what happened?
Gimli: Legolas, two already!
Legolas: Really? I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: What?! That's impossible!
Legolas: No, it is inevitable...
Pirates of the Carribean:
Gandalf: CONFOUND IT ALL, SAMWISE GAMGEE, HEAVE YOU BEEN EAVESDROPPING?
Sam: No sir...
Frodo: I am no simpleton, Sam. You knew my father.
Sam: No, I am your father, Mr. Frodo.
(I couldn't resist.)
Moria
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!
Balrog: Ahhhhhhh...
Gandalf: (Falls down) Remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow................
The plains of Rohan
Gimli: Just how far are you willing to go to save the hobbits, Aragorn?
Aragorn: I'd die for them.
Gimli: Ah, good. No worries then.
So, how's that? I'm sorry if some were already used, take it that they were so good as to come from more than one mind... renenber, great minds think alike. There were so many that I've used before...
(Luke: You stole my lightsaber, prepare to die!)
(Umm, uh-oh...)
(Runs)
-Eowyn Skywalker
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