Toxicity avatar...sweet!
But, sorry, Oddwen, we have to arrest you for exceeding the fish-per-post limit. That's like a thousand fish there!
Six.
Oh, yeah.
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Aragorn: Stupid horse. Your mouth stinks.
Brego: The Ranger calls the horse smelly.
Aragorn rides up the causeway into Helm's Deep.
Villager: He's alive!
Gimli:
*pushes his way through the refugees* Where is he? Where is he? Get out of the way! I'm gonna kill him!
*seeing Aragorn...with his sword drawn*
Aragorn: What did you say?
Gimli: That you are the luckiest, the canniest and the most reckless man I ever knew.
*they embrace* And you smell nice, too.
Aragorn: Where is the King?
Gimli: You are!
Aragorn: OK, stop sucking up to me. Where's the King of Rohan?
Gimli nods his head in the direction of the keep. As Aragorn makes his way toward the King, he encounters Legolas.
Legolas:
Le ab-dollen. [Drat. He had to return.] You look terrible.
Éowyn sees Aragorn and begins to rush over to him. She stops herself when she sees Legolas hand Aragorn the Evenstar pendant.
Sick Rohirrim dude: Hey, lady! Fix my bandages!
Éowyn: Not now! I'm ogling!
Aragorn:
*exchanges a smile with Legolas* Hannon le. [I'll kill you later.]
Éowyn (to self): He looks
so cute when speaking Elvish.
Aragorn enters Théoden's chamber, throwing the doors wide.
Aragorn: I'll have miruvor, shaken not stirred.
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Jet lag! Later!
->Elenrod