[Eowyn Skywalker]

Hey, here's one... I think it's in the right order for this...
Includes some Behind the Scenes... heh heh.

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Faramir: What news?
Random guy without name: Well... there's this girl in Edoras who loves you... Agent Smith is killing Neo... Um, Osgiliath is falling...
Faramir: Not that kind of NEWS!!!!!!!!!
Random guy: Oh, well... Rohan is under attack... Um, Saruman is trying to kill them, and well, that's that.
Faramir: Oh, well, no worrys then.
Random guy: Nah, the worst that could happen is that Sauron takes over the world, and we all die. Cuz, you see, Mordor is letting loose all their scary armies and there about 6789089675768123 of them every day.
Faramir: How far are you willing to go to save Gondor?
Random guy: I'd die for Gondor.
Faramir: Good, no worries then.
Random guy: Faramir, are you worried?
Faramir: THAT'S CAPTIAN FARAMIR!!!!! CAPTIAN!!!!!!!!! (Kills random guy) I WANT TO BECOME POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO TAKE OVER THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!! I AM POWERFULER THAN BOROMIR, THAT STUPID WRAITH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boromir wraith: Faramir, use the Force.
Faramir: I hate you.

(Behind the Scenes:
Peter Jackson: (Hits head on medal pole) Why did I have to work on this move?! WHY?!
Howard Shore: Hmm... cool theme music for this scene...
Peter: Oh, why do you care?
Howard: THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enya: I can't sing for this warped movie! (Walks away.)
End of behind scene)

(Outtakes:
Faramir: (Kills random guy) Umm... Wasn't I suppose to kill him?
Peter Jackson: For the love of God, now we need ANOTHER actor for this part!!!!!!!!
Frodo: When's it my turn to say a line?
Faramir: Can I kill him too?
Peter: (Hits head on medal pole)
End outtake)

(Frodo and Sam are dragged into the cave.)
Sam: Ouch. Are you trying to turn me into something unnatural?
Frodo: I never should've took this role.
Faramir: I TOLD YOU BOROMIR, QUIT HAUNTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boromir wraith: Mwha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!! I always told you that I was the oldest brother. It's a conspiracy!
Faramir: You bet it is.
Frodo: Boromir?!?!?!?!?!
Boromir: Um... uh-oh... (Disappears)
Faramir: Traitor.
Sam: Can someone untie me please?
Frodo: Gandalf is late. I HATE IT WHEN THAT WIZARD ISN'T AROUND WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
Faramir: Someone untie them.
Sam: My wrists fell off.
Faramir: Serves you right, orc spy.
Sam: I'm no spy!
Faramir: Well, I say you are, and what I say goes, and nothing else can overrule me!
Frodo: Whatever. Well, I have the One Ring, and there's nothing that can stop me from turning you into something unnatural!
Faramir: Oh, the One Ring, ehh?
Frodo: I AM POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Sam: (Fidgets with Ring that he stole from Frodo.)
Gandalf: (Mind wipes everyone.)
Frodo: Duh... why am I here?
Sam: Ooo, pretty ring...
Peter Jackson: What movie was I making?
Gandalf: (Hits head on medal pole.)
Frodo: Gandalf, where'd you come from?
Gandalf: (Disappears in a flash of light) I'm a hologram! (Mind wipes them again!)
Frodo: Um, short term memory loss!
Sam: Um, Mr. Frodo, I think this is yours. (Gives him ring.)

(Behind the scenes:
Peter Jackson: What idiot wrote this script?!
Legolas: Did you steal my hairbrush?
Peter: This is behind the scenes, you idiot.
Legolas: Humph!
Howard Shore: I have some more cool theme music for you!
Peter: Ug.
End Behind Scenes)

Frodo: Wow, that cool theme music must mean something is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: It's hypnotic!
Faramir: Goody. So, who are you, anyhow?
Frodo: I'm Agent Underhill!

(Behind scenes:
Peter: Rrrrgggggg!
Hugo Weaving: I think he's been watching the Matrix.
Howard: I have MORE THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enya: YOU RECORDED ME SINGING IN THE SHOWER, YOU, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Please, can someone else film this????????
End Behind Scene)

Faramir: Right.
Frodo: I'm Frodo Baggins of the Shire, and this is my slave.
Sam: (Glares.)
Frodo: Oh fine, he's my servant.
Faramir: Bodyguard?
Sam: Gardener. Hey, would you like a crash course on growing Potatoes?
Faramir: No. And where's the other one?

(Behind scene:
Andy: Haaallllppp!!!! I'M LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO BE AT THE SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agent Smith: Where is Neo?
Peter: Not funny, Weaving.
Agent Smith: Where did you hide Neo?
Howard: I NEED MORE THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Unducttape me NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Agent Smith: Mwha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
End Behind Scene)

Sam: What other one? Do you see another hobbit?
Frodo: I don't think that they are filming yet.
Faramir: Yes they are. Where's the other one, he was slimy looking.
Frodo: Ooooh, him. Yah, I threw him to the Oliphants... he stunk.
Faramir: Lyre.
Frodo: Am NOT!!!
Faramir: No, that's the theme music! And you are lying!
Frodo: Fine, there was no other.
Faramir: Are you sure?
Frodo: We set out from Rivendell with seven companions... One was a scary wizard guy that needs a new hat. Two were dumb hobbits like us. One was a scary dwarf... I hate to think what lives in his beard. Then there was this Elf dude that thought only about himself and his precious bow. There was also a King of Gondor dude that didn't want to be king. And there was a Boromir of Godor who was taller than me... he had a big horn.
Faramir: You were a friend of Boromir?
Frodo: No. He was ugly, and he stunk. Why?
Faramir: Good. No worries then.
Frodo: Why? You his brother or something?
Faramir: Umm... yes.
Frodo: Oh. That's nice. Didja know that he's dead?
Sam: I killed him with my carrot of doom.
Frodo: Shh... no one's suppose to know that!
Faramir: He was my brother, and he is dead, in truth. How did he really die?
Frodo: He's really DEAD?!
Faramir: Yes.
Frodo: How?!
Faramir: I had hoped you would tell me.
Frodo: Oh fine. I snuck Ant Killer in his Lembas.
Faramir: Oh? But he's not an ant.
Frodo: He's dead, isn't he?
Faramir: For that, I'll have to lock you in the food cave!
Sam: YAY!
Frodo: Um YAY!!!!!
Faramir: Eat all you want. I'll come later, and try to steal the One Ring from you.

(Behind the scene:
Peter Jackson: YOU MUST LET ME GO!!!!!!
Enya: I'll sing so high that his eardrums will shatter, and then he will release us.
Agent Smith: Where is Neo?
Enya: (Sings high)
(All goes black.)
Enya V.O.: I think I shattered the camera.
Peter V.O.: Um, yah.
Agent Smith V.O.: I'm dead.
Darth Vader V.O.: I killed him! He underestamated the power of the Force.
Howard V.O.: I need to put more scary music in.
Peter V.O.: Tolkien's gonna kill me.
J.R.R. Tolkien V.O.: MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE ARISEN TO TORMENT YOU!!!!!!!!!
Peter V.O.: This can't be good.
End Behind Scene)
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-Eowyn Skywalker, the elf with a warped mind... I'm not even an elf...