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The Prologue...
Galadriel: The World is changed... i amar prestar aen...
(Arwen: DDDAAAAADDDIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY AGENT SMITH!!!!!!!)
Galadriel: Well, that emphasizes that point. As I was saying... I feel it in the water... han mathon ne nen...
(Celeborn: (Touches Mirror): AAHHHHH!!!!! IT'S ZAPPING ME!!!!!!!)
Galadriel: CELEBORN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE WATER!!!!!
Celeborn: I was WASHING MY HAIR!!!!
Galadriel: I feel it in the earth... han mathon ne chae... Hey, no one's saying anything.
Elrond: MEN ARE WEAK, THEY WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galadriel: Shut up. I smell it in the air... a han noston ned 'wilith... *cough* *hack* What is that smell... *dies*
Gandalf: Umm... I wasn't meaning to smoke that stuff... oops...
Bag-End:
Gandalf: *Throws ring in fire* Ha! Take it, Frodo, it's quite cool.
Frodo: It melted.
Gandalf: Um... he he...
Frodo: No duh, that's Bilbo's wedding ring!
Gandalf: *Throws another ring in* There. Read the writing.
Frodo: Property of Sauron, dark lord. Please return on finding to Barad-dur so that I can take over the world.
Gandalf: *Hits head on medal pole*
Frodo: Is that a good thing?
Moria...
Pippin: *Drops rock down hole*
Gandalf: FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!!! *Begins jumping on Pippin* DIE, YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, how's that? Maybe I'll write more later...
-Eowyn Skywalker
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