Aragorn: What do you mean I'm holding the book upside down?
or
Reading: "How to become King For Dummies"
or
Frodo walks in "hey Aragorn what are you reading?"
Aragorn "nothing, nothing at all" hides book behind his back
Frodo "Does that say how to become king for dummies?"
Aragorn "of course not, i read that last week this one say how to convince elves to give me their daughters......d'oh"
"gotta go see ya Frodo!" runs off.
