Well, I'd get the Marines, Rangers, and SEALS equiped with their best stuff, and a *** -load of tanks and bombers. Then I'd go in and storm Mordor since no orc armer is gonna stand up to armer-piercing rounds from an M-16. Then, send in the 81st from the air, and they can parachute down onto the mountain, and they can carry the ring in a lead case, and throw the whole damn thing in. All the while, tanks are laying down a supressive fire at the gates, and anti-aircraft guns are taking out the Nazgul. Now all i need is a flux capacitor and a really big delorian that can hold all that stuff.
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