...I would name my pet fish Uncle Jebediah
...I would descend on Mordor with a giant toothpick...[insert evil laugh here]
...I would rename Frodo "
Raymond"
and finally...
I WOULD MAKE SOUP THE SUPREME RULER OF MIDDLE-EARTH!!!! (setting aside me, of course) Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I'm sorry, I'm having a sudden, weird, obsession with soup...hmmm...
Of course, this does NOT affect my obsession with LOTR whatsoever!
Taa!
Siri"Eru-for-a-day"thheruwen