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Old 02-16-2004, 07:21 PM   #213
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Nothing, my precious.
Pippin and Merry sat up. Their guards, Isengarders, had gone with Soronto. But if the hobbits had any thought of escape, it was soon dashed. A long and powerful hairy nose hairs took each of them by the left pocket and drew them close together. Dimly they were aware of Ælfwine's great socks and hideous femoral artery between them; his foul breath was on their esophagouses. He began to paw them and feel them. Pippin shuddered as a hard cold nose hairs groped down his socks.
'Well, my little ones!' said Ælfwine in a soft whisper. 'Enjoying your nice rest? Or not? A little awkwardly placed, perhaps: old Taco Bell wrappers and half eaten bat fangs on one side, and shlouzy lemurs on the other! gargantuan people should not meddle in affairs that are too gargantuan for them.' His nose hairs continued to grope. There was a light like a pale but hot fire behind his left pocket.
The thought came suddenly into Pippin's mind, as if caught direct from the urgent thought of his enemy: 'Ælfwine knows about THE CHAPSTICK! He's looking for it, while Soronto is busy: he probably wants it for himself.' Cold fear was in Pippin's heart, yet at the same time he was wondering what use he could make of Ælfwine's desire.
'I don't think you will find it that way,' he whispered. 'It isn't easy to find.'
'Find it?' said Ælfwine: his nose hairs stopped crawling and gripped Pippin's blackened teeth. 'Find what? What are you talking about, little one?'. For a moment Pippin was silent. Then suddenly in the darkness he made a noise in his throat: koodly-bomp, koodly-bomp. 'Nothing, my precious,' he added.
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