[Carlas]

Hahahaha, That made me fall off my chair! All of it was hilarious, especially...<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> MINAS TIRITH<BR>PIPPIN: Any chance I can get out of fighting, Gandalf?<BR>GANDALF: Probably not.<BR>PIPPIN: Are Frodo and Sam going to make it?<BR>GANDALF: Don't think so.<BR>PIPPIN: Isn't there anything you can say to cheer me up?<BR>GANDALF: Maybe you'll get decapitated. That should be quick and painless.<BR>PIPPIN: Oh. Uh, thanks.<BR> <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>and<BR> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> PIPPIN: Merry! Long time no see!<BR>MERRY: Hello, Pippin. (cough) Would you believe I...got lucky with a hot Rohirrim chickie?<BR>PIPPIN: Er...no. No, Merry, I wouldn't. I'm sorry; I want to humor you when you're this hurt; but no, that's really quite beyond the realm of credibility.<BR>MERRY: Then how do you explain this...(cough)...lipstick on my armor?<BR>PIPPIN: (cry of disbelief) No fair! And all I got was an oily unconscious steward!<BR><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Two thumbs up!