Saucepan Man - hey, it's a legitimate coinage [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].
Finwe - Well, if the Bullroarer invented golf, why shouldn't the Shire be the source of soccer/football as well? Though I'd hate to credit the ruffians with any halfway-decent innovations...
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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