Ah, Elentari, I <I>did</I> pull it off! My friend is an unbelievably horrid Leggybopper, and I told her that Legolas dies in RotK...I think I said that he got beheaded. No, wait! He got hit with an Orcish arrow! Er, wait...he got stabbed by a Nazgul and became a wraith...pick the one you prefer. And the thing is that she <I>believed</I> me! I keep telling her "Well, read the books! They're so good!" but she uses the famous excuse:<P>"But they're too long!"<P>Ah...when we go to see RotK, though...I'm going to have to run away before the end of the movie, because otherwise I'm dead.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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