Gimli:"Toss me"<P>Aragorn:"what?"<P>Gimli:"I cannot jump the distance you'll have to toss me!"<P>Aragorn grabs Gimli<P>Gimli:"aahhahh, don't tell the elf"<P>Battle commences.......<P>After battle of Helms deep<P>Aragorn:"you should have seen the look on the dwarf's face when he said don't tell the elf!"<P>*Roaring of all surviving elves at Helms Deep, especially Legolas.*
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Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.
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