[BethoHOG]

I think there was already a thread on "favorite lines" but oh well... here are "some" of mine. All of them are from The Two Towers. I got these off TTT script. <P>Pippin:<BR>Don't talk to it Merry. Don't encourage it.<P>Gollum: <BR>We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, filthsss! <BR>Sméagol: <BR>"No! No! Master!" <BR>Gollum: <BR>Yess. Preciousss first. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie! <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Master's my friend. <BR>Gollum: <BR>You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you. <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Not listening. Not listening. <BR>Gollum: <BR>You're a liar, and a thief. <BR>Sméagol: <BR>No. <BR>Gollum: <BR>Murderer! <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Go away. <BR>Gollum: <BR>Go away?! Ahahhaa! <BR>Sméagol: <BR>I hate you, I hate you. <BR>Gollum: <BR>Where would you be without me? Gollum. Gollum. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me. <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Not anymore. <BR>Gollum: <BR>What did you say? <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Master looks after us now. We don't need you. <BR>Gollum: <BR>What? <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Leave now and never come back. <BR>Gollum: <BR>No! <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Leave now and never come back! <BR>Gollum: <BR>Ahh! <BR>Sméagol: <BR>LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK! <BR>[Silence] <BR>Sméagol: <BR>We told him to go away! And away he goes, preciousss. Gone, gone, gone, Sméagol is free! <P>Sméagol: <BR>Argh!! Whats he doing! Stupid fat hobbit. You ruins it! <BR>Sam: <BR>What's to ruin? There's hardly any meat on them. What we need it a few good taters. <BR>Sméagol: <BR>What's taters? Preciousss, what's taters? Huh? <BR>Sam: <BR>Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Phooh! <BR>Sam: <BR>Even you couldn't say no to that. <BR>Sméagol: <BR>Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to ussss raw. and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips! <BR>Sam: <BR>You're hopeless.<P><BR>Frodo: <BR>We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee. <BR>Faramir: <BR>Your bodyguard? <BR>Sam: <BR>His gardener. <P>Sméagol:<BR>Rock and pool, <BR>Is nice and cool, <BR>So juicy sweeeet. <BR>I only wish, <BR>To catch a fish, <BR>So juicy sweeeeet! <P>Legolas (to Aragorn): <BR>Le ab-dollen. [Translation: "You're late."] <BR>You look terrible. <P>Gimli: <BR>Arg... You could have picked a better spot. <P>Gimli: <BR>[Impatiently]: What's happening out there? <BR>Legolas: <BR>[Smiling] Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box? <P>Gimli: <BR>Legolas, two already! <BR>Legolas: <BR>I'm on seventeen! <BR>Gimli: <BR>Arg! I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me! <BR>Legolas: <BR>Nineteen! <P>"It's me. It's your Sam. Don't you know your Sam?"<P>Frodo: <BR>I can't do this, Sam. <BR>Sam: <BR>I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. <BR>But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. <BR>Sam: <BR>Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something. <BR>Frodo: <BR>What are we holding on to, Sam? <BR>Sam: <BR>That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.<P>Sam: <BR>I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.'<BR>And they'll say, 'yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, dad.' <BR>'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying alot.' <BR>Frodo: <BR>'You left out one of the chief characters. Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.'<BR>Sam: <BR>Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious. <BR>Frodo: <BR>So was I. <BR>Sam: <BR>Samwise the Brave...<P>Faramir: <BR>I think at last we understand one another, Frodo Baggins. <BR>Manathor: <BR>You know the laws of our country. The laws of your father. If you let them go, your life will be forfeit. <BR>Faramir: <BR>Then it is forfeit. Release them.