[Kalimac]

"I stuck it out, I really did," a saddened Janus said. "I tried to make it work. But Star Wars just didn't hold up its end. A relationship is a two-way street. If George had told me he didn't want to do any more Star Wars movies after the original trilogy, yes, that would have hurt. But it would have been better than dragging me along like this. What he ended up doing was just passive-aggressive bull****."<P><BR>God, I love the Onion. Of course, who knows where the LOTR relationship will go after ROTK - if PJ starts dangling the possibility of "The Hobbit" in front of us, it could turn into a VERY interesting relationship . ("You're not going to do anything; you were just stringing me along the whole time?" "Aw, come on, I delivered last time, didn't I? Get off my back, lemme take a break.")<P>Now I'm scared.