Better yet...
"Ai! Legolas! I think I have a splinter in my foot. Carry me? Yeah, I know that finding Merry and Pippin is important, but they're tough. They'll hold out. Now where were we? Ah, yes. Splinter in my foot. And did I mention the knot in my neck? The cramp in my side? Oh here, let me lie down..." [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
Seriously though, I would probably do a good job pursuing the Uruk-hai. I could have been conference champion in cross country last fall. Unfortunately, a summer of no training and much indulgence in the "Siberian Crown" (the best beer on the face of the world) prevented that from happening. But running cross Middle Earth (with Legolas and Aragorn at my side), well, let's just say that it would take a lot more than a splinter to make me stop. They didn't call me the Russian Rocket for nothing. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Glad to see you again, Maril! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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~The beginning is the word and the end is silence. And in between are all the stories. This is one of mine~
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