[Firondoiel]

ROTFL!!!! These are so funny!!!! A friend of mine told me about this one the other day.<P>My friend had been on the phone for a long time and her brother was complaining about it to her mom (deja vu). He said "What is she talking about?!" Her mom calmly replied "Thing that were, thing that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. That shut him up. <P>Here's another one. My sister had to make a decision (I don't remember what about) and she wouldn't do it. My mom kept nagging her about it so she said "Mom! I don't know what to decide!" My mom replied "All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." My sister calmed down after that.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>271 days until RotK! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I'm counting down too! <p>[ March 21, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]