Everybody knows Shakespeare was written by committee, Han Solo and Princess Leia are peculiar euphemisms, Elvis is alive and well and working in a fish & chip shop in Lower Dulwich, Michael Jackson's nose falls off when he sneezes, Kubrick faked the moon landings, J. Edgar Hoover had JFK assassinated, Ronald Reagan was really a woman, Margaret Thatcher really a woman, Michael = Janet, Mulder's sister simply went out to get some cigarettes, Tolkien was a fierce anti-American, kissing frogs turns them into princes, giving myrrh to babies is a sensible gift and I got some sleep last night.<P>Oh, I didn't .<p>[ May 14, 2002: Message edited by: Stephanos ]
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