I love it!!! (Much funnier than hearing the kids in the row behind us whispering "Hey, that's the Matrix dude" forty-five times during the Council of Elrond).<P>Of course you'd have to add another line at the Ford scene; the Ringwraiths start crossing the Ford, then a short ways away you see the water rushing towards them about to flood them. Cut to Elrond saying "Do you hear that sound, Mr. Witchking? It is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of...your death." <P>(I know, he's not really dead, but he could be as far as the first movie is concerned).
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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