Another joke that I personally like is in FotR, in Lothlorien:
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"I hope it was nothing worse than a wicked plot to steal one of my blankets."
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By Pippin, to Sam.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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