Buy 40m of black curtain material.<BR>Then ask a female relation if you can borrow her black boots. Remember to remove the high heels.<BR>Now all you have to do is steal a big black horse and you can come as a Black Rider.<BR>Alternatively you could take up genetic experiments and crossbreed a lizard and a vulture. Then you could come as a Nazgul.
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Fearlessness is better than a faint-heart for any man who puts his nose out of doors. The length of my life and the day of my death were fated long ago.
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