<BR> Re: Resistance is futile!</b><br><br> If LotR had been made as a 60's all-star adventure movie: <br> <br> Bilbo -- Sir Alec Guinness<br> Frodo -- Peter O'Toole<br> Sam -- Gene Hackman<br> Merry -- Michael Caine<br> Pippin -- Donald Sutherland<br> Gandalf -- Sir John Gielgud<br> Aragorn -- Clint Eastwood (or you could go William Holden)<br> Legolas -- Robert Redford<br> Gimli -- Telly Savalas (or George Kennedy)<br> Denethor -- Yul Brynner<br> Theoden -- Carroll O'Connor<br> Boromir -- Charles Bronson<br> Faramir -- Steve McQueen<br> Wormtongue -- Robert Vaughn (or Dennis Hopper)<br> Arwen -- Raquel Welch<br> Saruman -- Henry Fonda<br> Gollum -- Don Rickles<br> Galadriel -- Jane Fonda<br> Éomer -- James Coburn<br> Orcs -- Eli Wallach, Ben Johnson, Bruce Dern, Strother Martin<br> <br> Heh. This one probably means nothing to most Down-ers, but I think it's good! <p></p>
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