<BR> worst cast</b><br><br> Well, after some long thinking I came up with my worst list:<br> <br> Frodo: That guy who plays mini-me<br> Sam: Jonathan Lipniki (kid from Jerry McGuire)<br> Merry and Pippen: Mary Kate and Ashley (shudder)<br> Bilbo: Gary Coleman (whatchoo talkin' bout Frodo?)<br> Aragorn: The Rock<br> Gandalf: William Shatner (you must....destroy..the ring)<br> Legolas: Leonardo DiCapprio<br> Boromir: Lucy Lawless<br> Gimli: all I can say is, Disney dwarf "Grumpy"<br> Arwen: Joan Jet (or Sandra Bullock)<br> Galadriel: Kathie Lee Gifford<br> Elrond: Regis Philbin (in keeping with the theme)<br> Other Hobbits: cast of Rugrats<br> Saruman: a member of ZZ top <p></p>
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