<BR> Re: Better cast/Disaster cast</b><br><br> Since everyone seems to have been stunned into speechlessness by my made-for-TV cast, let me introduce my all-black cast into the resounding silence.<br> <br> Gandalf = Morgan Freeman<br> Gollum = Urkel<br> Frodo = Will Smith<br> Sam = Chris Rock<br> Pippin = Marlon Wayans<br> Merry = Omar Epps<br> Aragorn = Denzel Washington<br> Boromir = LL Cool J<br> Faramir = Cuba Gooding Jr.<br> Legolas = Taye Diggs<br> Gimli = Roc<br> Galadriel = Whitney Houston<br> Theoden = Danny Glover<br> Denethor = Bill Duke<br> Saruman = Samuel L. Jackson<br> Elrond = Robert Guillaume<br> Éowyn = Angela Bassett<br> Arwen = Tyra Banks <p></p>
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