Kerry McFadden: Rosie Cotton (never participated in anything difficult, but won the big prize)
Jenny Bond: Galadriel (seemingly royalty, but tough as boots)
Peter Andre: Tom Bombadil (sang a lot of rubbish songs)
Lord Brocket: Grima Wormtongue (fraudster who liked the ladies)
Jordan: Shelob ('nuff said)
Johnny Rotten: Pippin Took (never did what he was told, and the best of the lot)
Neil Ruddock: Fredegar Bolger (missed his food)
Alex Best: Arwen (only interesting because of who she was married to)
Dianne Modahl: Eowyn (um, not a lot to go on here, but she was a sportswoman, wasn't she?)
Mike Read: Faramir (nice but dull)
