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A juicy hobbit burger wrapped in an elvish bun - with extra sauce and the tasty hobbit-foot cheese. A delicacy.
A side order of onion rings - special promotion - find the one ring and win world domination!
AND ONLY FOR TODAY! A McMORDOR SPECIAL! - TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!
Not too sure about the delivery boy though - he looks like he could use a square meal himself!
Oh, and the Mordor branch of Burger King have lauched a rival offer -skewered Boromir kebabs washed down with Anduin-water.
Oh, it can only get better....
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Airetauriel [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
PS I invite you all to my Balrog BBQ on the slopes of Caradhras, sometime later this month. Apparently it tastes like chicken.
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