You know you're obsessed with LotR when...
-You have reenacted the events of LotR and the Silmarillion miniaturized with hamsters as humans, elves, dwarves, and hobbits, rats as goblins, rabbits as trolls with carrot-cudgels (Bill Ferny-cottontail), red and black painted cats as Balrogs (Mr. Gothmogsworth), and iguanas as dragons (Smaugzilla, Glaurungosaurus).
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"
-Aeschylus, Song of the Furies
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