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Old 02-10-2004, 10:31 PM   #39
Nimrothiel
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
Posts: 288
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Sting

As we all know, the Nazgul are actually the forerunners of Mafia hitmen, thus they enjoy such activities as "forceful interrogation," gambling, picking up a new moll every three months, and watching chick flicks. This last hobby of theirs is carried out at the insistence of their boss, but as he has made them an offer they can't refuse (i.e. world domination if they do; death by rabid bunnies if they don't); we can't really look down on them for it. Much as they hate to admit it, they are actually quite sensitive, and hate to use unnecessary violence. That is, they try to break your limbs cleanly with a minimum of fuss, and with no need to hit you more than once. They have a passion for pasta, and love showing off how cultured they are by listing which wine goes with which dish. They also enjoy showing off their hardware (not that; their weapons you sickos!) and rattling off all of the special features that they have. Their wardrobe consists of snazzy zoot suits and fedoras, as well as their work clothes; a trench coat (with plenty of pockets) and a wide-brimmed hat. They have an obsession with keeping their hair perfectly slicked back which almost exceeds that of the Elves'. Their vocabulary is heavily influenced by having watched "Guys and Dolls" one too many times; some of them even had roles in it in college. They have a tendency to become long-winded if allowed; thus they are under strict instructions to not speak unless directed to do so in their Boss' presence. They also have large collections of comic books which they read in college while working towards their degrees in Business Administration and Economics.
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