“Frodo Lives”.
So y’all want to know what that phrase means? Well here‘s a little song parody that might help y’all to understand jus’ what we’re talkin’ about…HIT IT, BOYS!
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll
Frodo is everywhere
Frodo is everything
Frodo is everybody
Frodo still whoops the Ring
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the Little B‘s
Inside of you and me!
Frodo is everywhere, man
He's in everything
He's in everybody
Frodo is in your jeans
He's in your cheeseburgers
Frodo is in Nutty Buddies
Frodo is in your mom
He's in evvvvvry-body
He's in the young, the old,
The fat, the skinny,
The white, the black
The brown and the blue
People got Frodo in 'em too
Frodo is in everybody out there
Everybody's got Frodo in 'em
Everybody except one person that is
Yeah, one person
The evil opposite of Frodo
The Anti-Frodo
Let me tell ya
Michael J. Fox has no Frodo in him
Frodo is everywhere
Frodo is everything
Frodo is everybody
Frodo still whoops the Ring
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the Little B‘s
Inside of you and me!
Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
Out there in the world
Lot of things people say
"What the heck's going on?"
Let me tell ya
Who built the pyramids?
FRODO!
Who built Stonehenge?
FRODO!
Yeah, man you see guys
Walkin' down the street
Pushin' shopping carts
And you think they're talking to Allah
Or talking to themselves
Man, no they're talking to FRODO!
FRODO! FRODO!
You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle
Frodo eats boats
Frodo eats boats
FrodoFrodoFrodoFrodoFrodoFrodoFrodo eats boats!
Yeah man, you know people from outer space
People from outer space they come up to me
They don't look like Doctor Spock
They don't look like Klingons
All that Star Trek jive
They look like Frodo!
FRODO!
Everybody in outer space looks like Frodo
Cause Frodo is a perfect being
We're all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Frodoness
Soon all will become Frodo
Everything everywhere will be Frodo
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Frodolution!
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll
Frodo is everywhere
Frodo is everything
Frodo is everybody
Frodo still whoops the Ring
Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the Little B‘s
Inside of you and me!
(Apologies to Skid Roper and Mojo Nixon)
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