Finally, the Bruinen drew in sight of the mounted army. Therin groaned.
'Why do you people ride these confounded beasts? I have sores on the sores on my rear end!!! How can I fight if I have a butt injury?"
"Quit whining, Therin. There will be plenty of orcs to take your mind off of your sores. Everyone, we will wait until nightfall to cross. If your horse isn't battle trained, send it back to Lorien. I don't want to be responsible for the deaths of them."
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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