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Kuruharan · 01-25-2003, 11:36 AM

The Very Secret Diary of Chrysophylax Dives

Day: Lost count.

Wandering through the ancient Khazad Subway. Ever since it fell into evil, service has been a little slack. After everyone else bought their tickets, I had a snack of a goblin ticket agent. Alas, he was a little stringy. After smashing the gate I figured that I was already on the STA’s hit list, so why hold back. The little goblin seemed quite surprised that somebody would think to go around to the back of his booth.

Since everyone else was in a hurry to get to the train, Kuruharan slipped back to plunder the register. Said something about the contents belonging to his people anyway.

Had an embarrassing moment when we boarded the train. My wings would not fit through the door! Not amused! I had to be tied to the top of the train. This is very humiliating for one of ancient and imperial lineage.

Merisuwyniel has been very friendly of late. Especially since she was saying all those not nice things about me earlier. I told her that she reminded me of a beautiful princess of long ago. I said that princess had touched my heart. I neglected to mention that said princess also eventually touched my mouth, throat, gullet, gizzard, stomach... I probably won’t mention it to her. Merisuwyniel has such lovely eyes, and such delightful laughter, especially when she is killing things.

Halfullion is pining away since he seems to have lost the attention of Merisuwyniel. He’s been moping about and singing songs and doing all that other stuff that Elves and half-Elves do when they don’t get their way. I almost expect that he will toss himself into the next available chasm. That seems to be something that they do.

It is funny the way that Orogarn Two’s lineage continues to grow higher and higher as we go along. He was telling me as we were going to the train about his rightful place as Duke of Earl. He even sang the ritual song of his family.

Got very nervous when he said that I could be his Duchess of Earl! Almost had to roast him!

Earnur is about twelve sheets to the wind right now. Or twelve branches to the tree. I can see him in the car babbling and stammering to Merisuwyniel about his undying lust, or something like that. Halfullion looks like he is about to kill our good Etceteron.

The dread blade Wylkynsion seems to be jumping about in its scabbard! *shudder* Reminds me of *gulp*...

Pimpi seems to be engaged in robbing the supply bags, again. I should probably tell somebody about that disagreeable habit of hers.

Vorgonwë is in his own little world with the Hair off the Cat that Bit Him.

If he suddenly keels over and bursts into flames we’ll know what did it.

Kuruharan is rather jittery because he is afraid of being accosted by a certain someone about a sale of defective products a few years back...
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As Chrysophylax was placidly writing in his diary, he did not see that they were coming to a rather small tunnel. He did not notice nor comprehend the unfortunate consequences that could ensue from his being on the top of the train when they entered the tunnel. He did not realize that it would be difficult for him to....

*KA-BANG!!! CRUNCH!!!*

[flop]

Kuruharan noticing that his pet, business associate, ruffian, and porter was lying plopped on the ground, he jumped off the train and went back to investigate...investigate the possibilities of a future law-suit.

[ January 25, 2003: Message edited by: Kuruharan ]

01-25-2003, 11:36 AM	#56
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	The Very Secret Diary of Chrysophylax Dives Day: Lost count. Wandering through the ancient Khazad Subway. Ever since it fell into evil, service has been a little slack. After everyone else bought their tickets, I had a snack of a goblin ticket agent. Alas, he was a little stringy. After smashing the gate I figured that I was already on the STA’s hit list, so why hold back. The little goblin seemed quite surprised that somebody would think to go around to the back of his booth. Since everyone else was in a hurry to get to the train, Kuruharan slipped back to plunder the register. Said something about the contents belonging to his people anyway. Had an embarrassing moment when we boarded the train. My wings would not fit through the door! Not amused! I had to be tied to the top of the train. This is very humiliating for one of ancient and imperial lineage. Merisuwyniel has been very friendly of late. Especially since she was saying all those not nice things about me earlier. I told her that she reminded me of a beautiful princess of long ago. I said that princess had touched my heart. I neglected to mention that said princess also eventually touched my mouth, throat, gullet, gizzard, stomach... I probably won’t mention it to her. Merisuwyniel has such lovely eyes, and such delightful laughter, especially when she is killing things. Halfullion is pining away since he seems to have lost the attention of Merisuwyniel. He’s been moping about and singing songs and doing all that other stuff that Elves and half-Elves do when they don’t get their way. I almost expect that he will toss himself into the next available chasm. That seems to be something that they do. It is funny the way that Orogarn Two’s lineage continues to grow higher and higher as we go along. He was telling me as we were going to the train about his rightful place as Duke of Earl. He even sang the ritual song of his family. Got very nervous when he said that I could be his Duchess of Earl! Almost had to roast him! Earnur is about twelve sheets to the wind right now. Or twelve branches to the tree. I can see him in the car babbling and stammering to Merisuwyniel about his undying lust, or something like that. Halfullion looks like he is about to kill our good Etceteron. The dread blade Wylkynsion seems to be jumping about in its scabbard! shudder Reminds me of gulp... Pimpi seems to be engaged in robbing the supply bags, again. I should probably tell somebody about that disagreeable habit of hers. Vorgonwë is in his own little world with the Hair off the Cat that Bit Him. If he suddenly keels over and bursts into flames we’ll know what did it. Kuruharan is rather jittery because he is afraid of being accosted by a certain someone about a sale of defective products a few years back... ---------- As Chrysophylax was placidly writing in his diary, he did not see that they were coming to a rather small tunnel. He did not notice nor comprehend the unfortunate consequences that could ensue from his being on the top of the train when they entered the tunnel. He did not realize that it would be difficult for him to.... KA-BANG!!! CRUNCH!!! [flop] Kuruharan noticing that his pet, business associate, ruffian, and porter was lying plopped on the ground, he jumped off the train and went back to investigate...investigate the possibilities of a future law-suit. [ January 25, 2003: Message edited by: Kuruharan ] __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...