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Old 01-21-2003, 11:59 PM   #42
Birdland
Ghastly Neekerbreeker
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto
Posts: 1,751
Birdland has just left Hobbiton.
Sting

With a tail in his teeth,
the Fox let whirl,
and threw in the road his last dead skwerl.
"If that doesn't stop them,
I'll hurl a dead Zerl!"

But the Wargs stopped short,
when they saw it rained beasts,
and all licked their chops,
for the dead skwerl beast feast.

Then the Fox jump out
from a waggleberry bush,
and smiled at the Orcs,
while he waved his red tush.

"Good day, Gravlox!
I am a fox.
And I've come to snitch
on some Elven jocks."

"Right now they are stranded
on the Carnthardlee Pass.
With a dwarf, a dragon,
a Wizard, and his *** ."

"If you would like,
I can show you the way.
But tell me, pray tell!
What will you pay?"
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