[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Squatter, I shall c&p this post to accompany your words on the OhLaLaLuthien thread.

That's not a bad idea you know, Beth. Why don't you? I would, but I'm already in trouble there. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

My, what a night it was last night. Whilst you appear determined to give me a permanent blush your own posts were all fantastic as well: Rim, your insane punning, rhyming and alliteration are an inspiration to us all, not to mention the following gem:

Halfullion was a Hero. Not in the inaccurate sense of being heroic, but more in that sense of unavoidable and undignified Fate.

Bethberry, much trouble though I had finding your post (I forgot that you'd saved your place. D'oh!), I really enjoyed it. The surrealism of your posts is unsurpassed. This had me rolling in the aisles:

Then, a swayingly swinging grapevine swung down, ridden by a lithe, long-limbed, long-fingered , long-haired non-gender-specific vision of pulchritudinous pleasantness whose long locks trailed clouds of Gloréal hues.

Mithadan: Gravlox demonstrates again that in dream all is possible. How many weapons can he hold at once? What a guy.

And last, but by no means least, there were two gems from Diamond. I can't even choose a quotation from those, so I shall have to fall back on the dreaded Black Speech: rofl