Elwyn struggled hard against her bonds, more furious than ever.
"You will NEVER catch Bulvard like this! He could rip you apart with his bare hands!"
"I'm sure he could, if he were able to get close enough, wench. Now stop your caterwauling. He will not like it."
Elwyn replied with a stream of unladylike language. The man grabbed her chin and forced her up to her feet, then cursed as she sank her teeth into his hand and struck at him with her head.
"Don't you EVER lay a hand on me again, you spawn of an orc and a donkey!"
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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