Mr. M is going to FAIL ME, you dwimmerlaik!
Shadow and I were talking outside of my chemistry classroom, when my teacher walked out. We had a lovely conversation about the fact that he had taped the hole in his pants shut with blue tape, and then he went back inside...or so Shadow and I thought. Really he had poked his head right over Shadow's shoulder, just as she commented how disgusting his teeth are.
She's SO LUCKY that she doesn't have him for class.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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