Ithaeliel arrives at the party. "Sorry I'm late! I had something to attend to... Galadriel, you don't look so good." Galadriel pulls out a wine bottle and hands it to Ithaeliel. She stares at it quizzically, being a tea totaler. "Um, thank you."
Now everyone at the party who knows Ithaeliel also knows she has never tried a drop of wine in her life. They start to chant: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" and Ithaeliel looks around, embarrassed. "Do I have to?"
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That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
.................William Wordsworth
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